The Onion: Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy

"We'll Go Through Iran"
As usual, the Onion has a brilliant satire of our foriegn policy. My favorite line: "Bush said the U.S. Army, which deposed Iran's longtime enemy Saddam Hussein, should be welcomed with open arms by the Islamic-fundamentalist state. 'And Iran's so nearby,' Bush said. 'It's only a hop, skip, and a jump to the east.' "