So Disturbing

I really don't know where to begin with this one. This is taken, verbatim, from the Post website:

Filene's Basement is hosting the "Running of the Brides" where brides-to-be will descend upon the Union Square location to find the perfect wedding dress at rock bottom prices. One lucky New York Post reader will beat the mad rush and have the opportunity to shop for their dream wedding dress before the store opens to the public. Plus, The Post's Wedding Page's writer will help the winner choose the perfect wedding dress.

I'm struggling to find something positive to say about this. Although the combination of trends and assumptions behind this are so collectively aweful they are nearly apocalyptic, I guess I'm sory of impressed that they managed to cram so many cliches into three sentences.