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Animal rights activists are upset about Kraft Foods' new "Road Kill Gummi Candy" which looks like little critters that have been run over, complete with tread marks.

"It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK to harm animals. And that's the wrong message, especially from a so-called wholesome corporation like Kraft," said [SPCA]spokesman Matthew Stanton.

Uh, since when is Kraft a wholesome corporation? Even a so-called wholesome corporation? When you're talking about the company that makes Marlboro cignarettes, I think fruity candy is the least of your targets...