Saturday, December 09, 2006

I'll have a Venti, please.

The BBC News is running a story about condom sizes in India. It seems that condoms designed to international standards are too big for the average Indian. Though the article is quite amusing, it outlines a serious issue; if condoms are the wrong size, their effectiveness is greatly decreased. Not surprisingly, though, most men aren't comfortable asking for smaller condoms. Well, I say we take a page out of the Starbucks play book and name the sizes after Latin words that no one understands. That way if you walk into the drugstore and ask for a Venti condom, no one will be the wiser.


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